HARRY THE TYPE OF NIGGA

zaynmalikeatsass:

when the dick so big u gotta prepare urself mentally

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the bachelor wiz edition

butttom:

wiz: im giving this rose….to…lil blonde homie
niall: *starts crying* best man in t world

zaynmalikeatsass:

i want one direction to fuck my ass the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once

zaynmalikeatsass:

rip one direction fans at school right now

zaynmalikeatsass:

1d: *breathes*

me: SQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

zaynmalikeatsass:

when someone says ur name

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when u got new knock knock jokes to tell the squad

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when u lowkey fuckin ur bandmate 

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zaynmalikeatsass:

luke’s baby: h-h-

luke: what baby?

luke’s baby: how zayn’s ass taste

zaynmalikeatsass:

Day 995 of living in Zayn Malik’s ass.

zaynmalikeatsass:

if both zayn and liam engaged

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saddestblogger:

caught the bae sleepin

saddestblogger:

caught the bae sleepin

orangeitnblack:

i need to know the pork chop story

thisiseverydayracism:

marchoftigers:

Hey everyone: for those of you who are wondering, the Westboro Baptist Church and gonna bandwagon on he death of Micheal Brown in order to promote even more hateful rhetoric. Please don’t let them do this. If you can, send the people of Ferguson support. If not, then signal boost this as a warning.

SIGNAL BOOST

zaynmalikeatsass:

when he say u cant make him eat ass

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