when the dick so big u gotta prepare urself mentally
wiz: im giving this rose….to…lil blonde homie
niall: *starts crying* best man in t world
i want one direction to fuck my ass the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once
rip one direction fans at school right now
when someone says ur name
when u got new knock knock jokes to tell the squad
when u lowkey fuckin ur bandmate
luke’s baby: h-h-
luke: what baby?
luke’s baby: how zayn’s ass taste
Day 995 of living in Zayn Malik’s ass.
if both zayn and liam engaged
caught the bae sleepin
i need to know the pork chop story
Hey everyone: for those of you who are wondering, the Westboro Baptist Church and gonna bandwagon on he death of Micheal Brown in order to promote even more hateful rhetoric. Please don’t let them do this. If you can, send the people of Ferguson support. If not, then signal boost this as a warning.
when he say u cant make him eat ass