HARRY THE TYPE OF NIGGA

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zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

onedirection can y’all take a breather from ben’s asshole and associate with directors outside of the winston/turner regime

modestmgmtofficial:

modestmgmtofficial:

harry seems like the type to stand outside in the summer so mosquitos won’t go hungry

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emojipayne:

sometimes i think im girl harry. we both have wild hair, we look like frogs and we have an obsession with liam’s big fat lovely.. personality 

you: i dont like nicki minaj
me: who hurt u

zaynmalikeatsass:

yall i am 150 away from my next thousand…

greg:
me: chill

zaynmalikeatsass:

when the dick so big u gotta prepare urself mentally

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the bachelor wiz edition

butttom:

wiz: im giving this rose….to…lil blonde homie
niall: *starts crying* best man in t world

zaynmalikeatsass:

i want one direction to fuck my ass the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once

zaynmalikeatsass:

rip one direction fans at school right now

zaynmalikeatsass:

1d: *breathes*

me: SQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

zaynmalikeatsass:

when someone says ur name

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when u got new knock knock jokes to tell the squad

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when u lowkey fuckin ur bandmate 

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zaynmalikeatsass:

luke’s baby: h-h-

luke: what baby?

luke’s baby: how zayn’s ass taste